What's the most random thing you've found in your pocket?

"Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert" (joshuagilbert) 08/01/2015 at 19:37 • Filed to: None

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What’s the most random thing you’ve found in your wallet and/or ashtray?

Today, I found a worn-down Ronson lighter. I don’t smoke. At all. Not very random, but hey. Have you found a key to a 930 Turbo you don’t remember owning? $4000 in your high school letterman jacket? A Jumanji card? Comment below.

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Further thought reveals a hazy memory of me mindlessly picking it up from my dad’s house.

Leadbull > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 19:41

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jkm7680 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 19:44

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Random paper that has gone through the washing machine and came out looking like a crumpled up snot cemented tissue. Random paper that I never even knew what it was anyways.

Besides that, I haven’t really found anything of interest inside of my pockets.

PS9 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 19:45

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A condom and a key to a house I don’t think I’ve ever been to.

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > Leadbull 08/01/2015 at 19:50

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Spaceball-Two > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 19:51

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I was cleaning my snowboard pants before storing them away and found a joint, seven Kokanee bottle caps and $100 bill.

Mercedes Streeter > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 19:54

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A piece of paper that had my new temporary last name that I would use until I came out to my parents. It was hard to remember!!!

Jack Does Cars > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 19:56

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I just came from Ohio, and was cleaning out my pants, when I found a mint from a local pizza chain called Donatos. I have never heard of Donatos, and I have never been in one either.

Mint was good, though.

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > Jack Does Cars 08/01/2015 at 19:58

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I can assure you that was a failed assassination attempt from the past. If you see anyone who likes like Denzel Washington in an oversized polo wandering around your neighborhood, seek his help. You’re already dead.

My citroen won't start > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 20:00

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Sadness.

Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > My citroen won't start 08/01/2015 at 20:01

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Birddog > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 20:35

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A 1962 Mexican Peso.

I live in Illinois and have no idea where it came from. There’s no way I got it in change and I never pick up random coins.

It just popped up one day after work when I was changing clothes.

Sam > Jack Does Cars 08/01/2015 at 20:41

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Donatos is about as local as DoMinos.

desertdog5051 > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/01/2015 at 20:47

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$200 in a pocket of a pair of work pants I bought at a garage sale. Took it back and told them I was keeping half for returning the other half. Life sucks sometimes.

Jack Does Cars > Sam 08/01/2015 at 21:19

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We do not have them in Raleigh. I don’t now how big they actually are. But it was weird finding the mint in my pocket.

X37.9XXS > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/02/2015 at 12:51

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found the following after a night of drinking in San Antonio

No freaking clue

MonkeePuzzle > Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert 08/03/2015 at 13:41

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buttons, die, bottle cap, cahnge, chapstick, all of these were additions from my son as we wandered about for the day